Relationship Milestones Gifts

'Awww, flowers... So, all is forgiven then...'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"You can't expect me to be dependable all the time!"

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"I'm not sure about children, but I've always wanted progeny."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Close Encounters of the 4th Kind...

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Stop complaining! If you want to date my son, you have to go through my screening process! Now, concentrate! Question 957:..."

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'If having a meaningful relationship, you mean do you want me to screw you regularly... yeah!'

"What more do you want?"

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Originally, I wouldn't marry Lance because I wanted to pursue my career. Then later he wouldn't marry me because he wanted to pursue watching television and drinking beer.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

We're fireflies, Bob - All of our relationships are on again, off again, on again, off again.

"Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I was a lyin' rat when you married me." "You told me you were a big boned mouse!"

"I love you, Beverly, but, when I'm with you, I feel out of my depth."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"You've changed."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."