Dating Milestone Gifts

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'You can learn a lot about a person by how they treat a waiter.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Hey baby. Check out my mom. . ."

"Hurry! One of us should talk to her. . .!"

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

Coffee love

"So why haven't you asked Sylvia Sanchez on a date?"

"I'm so shallow."

"You say you 'love' this wine after one sip. It took you six months of dating before you said the same to me."

Mating ritual.

"Legs up to here!"

'I Love the way you hang on every word I say.'

On the start position

'It's silly to jump at the first man who comes along.'

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

'I HATE saying goodnight to tall birds!'

'What is worse: The fear of having a bad time. . . or the fear of having a good time?'

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"

"Romance"

"My not wearing a hairpiece indicates to others that I'm comfortable with myself."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"You've changed."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."