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"I miss you too, honey. Now put the dog on."

"Know what I think?"

"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

'You're not listening to me!'

"And furthermore, I don't like the way you argue!"

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Putting it Mildly...

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

The Endless Tunnel of Love

'Well? - Now that we've learned to talk, aren't you going to admit that you were wrong?'

"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

"Believe me, you're just thinking about it too much."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Tunnel of Love - Tunnel of Loathe.

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

Couples' therapy

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

'Do you have anything for the 7 year itch?'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Well, we finally talked about the elephant in this room."

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'How to speak Woman.'

'So do I love!!'

"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."

"I understand completely. I like good movies, and you like bad movies."

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"You should wear that more often - it's a paradigm shift."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Forty-one years of marriage. That's a long, long learning curve."