Regulation Awareness Gifts

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."