Regulation Gifts

'We heard that laughter is the best medicine, so beginning Monday we'll be regulating it.'

'In principal we're happy with the 'trust' idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Stethoscope line.

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"Fraud ..what fraud?... " SEC

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

DMV - Enter Here

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

see no evil...hear no evil...SEC can't even spell evil

'Damn! I think the FCA have rumbled us.'

Net Neutrality

'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'

'This food and drug regulation is causing my constituents nausea and vomiting.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

'We're throwing out the old rules.'

'I never KNEW the SEC rounded up posses..'

"Deregulation is working. Look at how much we're saving."

Pollution Look

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

European Union versus Big Tech

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

Your friends at the FCC

"Relax! They'll be gone soon. . ."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's the Oak Mountain Plant. We're going to have a lot of regulating to do."

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Equality in sexes leads to increase in insurance costs.

Nice Apology, Mark

Obama Spooked by Drone