Refuse Fanatic Gifts

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

Chiller Theatre

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I'm working from home today."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Friday

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'Good dog!'

'He took a fetching class.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'