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"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Chiller Theatre

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I'm working from home today."

Friday

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'Good dog!'

'He took a fetching class.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Horror writer.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'