Red Coat Runner Gifts

'I'm telling you: They all wear red and run after me on horse-back ..I'll bring them your way next time..'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Danger Slow Sand.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'Stress'

Town Planning Department

Oscars acceptance speech.

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Congratulations for male runner

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

A woman bows to the crowd