Risk Runner Gifts

'The numbers are down, so your number is up.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

Town Planning Department

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'I'd like the short form instead...'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Congratulations for male runner

A number of runners run through police tape.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'