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'The numbers are down, so your number is up.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Stress'

Town Planning Department

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Congratulations for male runner

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'