Rink Runner Gifts

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Stress'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Cross-country knitting.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Marathon of love

Marathon costume

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Portrait finish.

"We ran into a marathon."

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