Rink Runner Gifts

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Stress'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Cross-country knitting.

Marathon of love

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Marathon costume

Congratulations for male runner

A number of runners run through police tape.

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"We ran into a marathon."

Portrait finish.

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