Raincoat Fashionista Gifts

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"I got a job!"

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Birthday Cake

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Animal Engineering Lab.

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

Puddle Jumper

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

Need a pair of pants.

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'I have a meeting with the boss in ten minutes. May I borrow your barrette?'

"Darling, it's so this season."

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

'I'm well aware today is dress down Friday - this is my weekend tie.'

'It's a trade-off. The boss gives us 'Casual Friday' if we dress up on the weekend.'