Raincoat Fashionista Gifts

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"I got a job!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Birthday Cake

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Animal Engineering Lab.

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

Puddle Jumper

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

'Is plaid holding me back?'

Need a pair of pants.

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'I'm well aware today is dress down Friday - this is my weekend tie.'

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'It's a trade-off. The boss gives us 'Casual Friday' if we dress up on the weekend.'

'I have a meeting with the boss in ten minutes. May I borrow your barrette?'

Raining.

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

Snow Business