Rector Gifts

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

A Rustic Moralist.

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

Farmer asking his rector about a painting at the Royal Academy Exhibition

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

The ecumenical dinner party.

Curate's dress sense

"Me ? No ! Never get involved with politics."

Stained Glass WINDOWS

Vicar overcharged at butchers, but too embarrassed to complain

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

"Looks like we found the issue."

Shepherd and eurydice

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Showbiz Awards

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.