Rector Pillows

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

A Rustic Moralist.

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

Farmer asking his rector about a painting at the Royal Academy Exhibition

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

The ecumenical dinner party.

Curate's dress sense

"Me ? No ! Never get involved with politics."

Stained Glass WINDOWS

Vicar overcharged at butchers, but too embarrassed to complain

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

"Looks like we found the issue."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Ethics exam cheater.

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Showbiz Awards

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'