Reaper Jesters Gifts

The walking dead

"We're following Carrot Top."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

"I hate alternative jesters !"

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

'Yorich's last jest.'

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin