Reaper Jesters Pillows

The walking dead

"We're following Carrot Top."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"I hate alternative jesters !"

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

'Yorich's last jest.'

Modern Jester

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"