City Jesters Pillows

"Paul is a saint, Minneapolis, no way!!"

"I hate performance review season."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Pumping up wig in blender.

Jeff hated performance reviews.

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'It certainly is a big one!'

Looking for a cool cat.

"I'll have my people call your people."

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'I ran with them once.'

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

Work/Life Balance.

Dried Herbs

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Don't be such a poor loser. You knew this would happen when you lost the Flopsies account !

£150,000 Per Annum - Daydreaming again, Foster?

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'What is he fishing for?'

"What about drug benefits, man?"

Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....

"We're supposed to be working from home, Dave, but it only works if you work from your own home."

"It really breaks my heart having to let all these good people go. Luckily my brother is a heart surgeon."