Reality Tv Skeptics Gifts

'You're right... it is more thought provoking.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

America's funniest election gaffes

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

The big questions in life.

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

Life stripped bare

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs on the Maury show: "I have the DNA results right here!"

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'

Real Housewives of Bedrock

Joe Hundredaire