Reality Skeptics Gifts

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Alternative Medicine

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"I totally meant to do that."

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Documentation Please

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Fake News for Fake People

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Doing Something About the Weather

Filmed in Supermarionation

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Science deniers Soc.

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.