Reality Tv Skeptic Gifts

White dot on TV screen, man says: 'There are two possibilities ? the TV is broken, or the media has finally disappeared up its own arse.'

"I hate these 'fly-on-the-wall' type documentaries...they're nothing like real life...!"

"I just don't get these reality shows!"

You ever watch "Real Housewives of Atlanta"? I'll answer you this way, little buddy: when you're excelling in every area of your life, from work to romance to personal development, you have very little time to watch Porsha and Kenya slap-fighting each other. You know their names? You must've mentioned them.

I don't know --- Airing campaign ads during a reality show just seems wrong on so many levels.

Lost in the Cultural Desert...

'I've got nothing against those shows. . . I just wish I had an IQ low enough to enjoy them.'

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

TV screens reads 'Giant Government Database' - 'Oh no! Not more Big Brother.'

'The 2 minute hate.'

"Every time it comes on I feel like leaving the house."

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"If this is a smart TV, then why does it show reality shows?"

"Do you think reality television will ever show reality?"

More Vacuous Reality TV S**e

"No matter how many times I watch this show, I can't see its appeal."

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Can't Touch This

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

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