Reality Tv Skeptic Mugs

White dot on TV screen, man says: 'There are two possibilities ? the TV is broken, or the media has finally disappeared up its own arse.'

"I hate these 'fly-on-the-wall' type documentaries...they're nothing like real life...!"

"I just don't get these reality shows!"

Lost in the Cultural Desert...

'I've got nothing against those shows. . . I just wish I had an IQ low enough to enjoy them.'

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

TV screens reads 'Giant Government Database' - 'Oh no! Not more Big Brother.'

'The 2 minute hate.'

"Every time it comes on I feel like leaving the house."

"If this is a smart TV, then why does it show reality shows?"

"Do you think reality television will ever show reality?"

More Vacuous Reality TV S**e

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Can't Touch This

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Am I through to the next round?"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

TV and cleaner

America's funniest election gaffes

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'