Reality Tv Skeptics Mugs

'You're right... it is more thought provoking.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Am I through to the next round?"

America's funniest election gaffes

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

Joe Hundredaire

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

Real Housewives of Bedrock