Reality Skeptics Pillows

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Alternative Medicine

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"I totally meant to do that."

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Science deniers Soc.

Documentation Please

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'