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"You know what? I'm still not interested in Bruce Jenner."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

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America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'