Reality Tv Critic Pillows

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

Celebrity Cowboy Builders - As exposed on TV.

"This new reality show is boring and stupid!" "You're watching the news!"

Simon Cowell

'There's a refreshing honesty about this programme, dear.'

Reality TV within reality TV

'The following program isn't really recommended for anybody, but hey — ratings are ratings!'

Man watching television show, 'Are You Lower Than The Lowest Common Denominator'?

Celebrity Yobs.

MD-HDTV

"This week's 'Masterchef' comes from a foodbank in Carlisle..."

"Frankly sir, airing so many reality shows is unrealistic."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'We'll dress them up as characters from musicals, make them live in a lighhthouse with an antelope ... it's reality TV at its best.'

"This new poll says that public are sick of Big Brother. Let's do an eight page spread on it."

"We like to watch it with our chairs turned and the sound off."

'Let's face it, if there was any talent about, we wouldn't be watching this rubbish!'

Another cretinous dating show

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

Reality TV

TV scriptwriter begging outside reality TV studio.

Trash Test Dummy

'This reality TV is getting out of hand!' (man facing firing squad)

"To gain free publicity, corporate wants to turn out office into a reality show. For ratings, we'll need you to all to start hating and fighting each other."

"...And tonight the Blue team are on Prozac!"

"Que crazy! All these 'reality tv' shows are so phony! People fighting...calling each other names...making enemies! Why can't they be more realistic...like the characters on my telenovela!"

'If you would like a transcript of this show... get a life.'

Surreality TV

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Today we're going to talk about brainless reality tv! The other day I was trying to watch "Price is Right," but some other channel came on. Something called "Basketball Wives: LA." It was nothing but women being catty and hateful and mean-spirited. Anyone who watches that smut is brainless! Especially episode 14, which was the most outrageous of all three seasons.

House of Commons on the TV - 'Oh no! Not more reality TV.'

Big Brother - splitting the TV.

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'This is a very thought provoking program. The thought it's provoking is: Why am I watching this garbage?'