Reality Tv Critics Pillows

'The reality shows are getting a bit too realistic!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Can't Touch This

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Police film evidence

A couple decides what to watch.

America's funniest election gaffes

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"You don't have to answer that."

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."