Reading About Atheism Gifts

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'I'm an atheist!'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'But everybody does that stuff!'

The Incredible Shrinking Room

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Hamlet.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

Not so heavenly

'Jesus? Jesus who?'

"We matter!"

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

'Oh my god!'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

What's the matter, baby? Henry says he's an atheist, Mum. He doesn't believe in hell. Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is.

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

"Why do you keep insisting atheists are 'Satan-worshipers'? If we don't believe in your imaginary friend, why would we believe in your imaginary friend's imaginary enemy?"