Ray Gun Enthusiast Gifts

'How many times have I told you that even if students like them better than you, you can't vaporize substitute-teachers when you return?'

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Alien attack in the 1950s

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

The Lawman

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Gun Ego

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Cornucopia of guns

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'