Ray Gun Aficionado Gifts

Hunting with a Ray Gun: Charred Trophies.

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Alien attack in the 1950s

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

The Lawman

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Gun Ego

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'