Randomness Philosopher Gifts

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Woah - random!"

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"At random IS the plan..."

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

STRIP Hambone: Random Number Generator

"What's the secret of your longevity, Grampa?" "I guess it's because I was just never that curious about anything."

Intuition Failure

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

Alchemist - name and ate unknown: 'At the Transylvania Conference, everyone was claiming to have the philosopher's stone. As chair of the select committee on turning lead into gold, I expect to have conclusive report within a decade or two.'

WOW! That was random!

'If You give them free will, we'll need a LOT more staff.'

The cruel hand of fate...

"God, you're so random."

Hard Work Never Killed Anybody - But why take the risk??

"Sometimes I just really need to draw a chicken."

"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"

I was at the right place at the right time, but they decided to make an exception in my case.

'Milt should be home anytime... moaning as usual about the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.'

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"

The house apropos-of-nothing committee

Meet Mr. Twitters.

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain's the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

'You know what is amazingly fair? Me pretending I didn't hear that.'

'According to this theory, it's strongly improbable that anything should ever happen anytime, anywhere.'

Colour Version: Rich Daydreaming About Taking from the Poor

Yeah, me worry.

"The body of a supermodel and not a touch of cellulite...life isn't fair!"

Three men randomly choosing lottery numbers

'This is working fine now, but we really should have a backup plan.'