Lover Of Randomness Gifts

"Woah - random!"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I gotta be me!"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Route 666.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

"At random IS the plan..."

A cow carrier.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

To the Aquarium

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

STRIP Hambone: Random Number Generator

Football Fail!

WOW! That was random!

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

The cruel hand of fate...

"God, you're so random."

Bearded lady and stiltwalker at breakfast.

When mathematicians turn bad.

The house apropos-of-nothing committee

Entering Las Vegas. It appears to be some sort of vast experiment in probability.