Randomness Lover Gifts

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Traffic Cone Monsters

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Storage Unit of Love

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Woah - random!"

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"At random IS the plan..."

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"

To the Aquarium

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

'Martha, pencil in some spontaneity this Friday at 2PM for me, would you?'

STRIP Hambone: Random Number Generator

I buy anything.

Vase Costume

A surprise visit

"I think we should make an exception this time."

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

"I thought we said no presents!"

WOW! That was random!

"I think the best part was when we decided not to record it."

Today, a look at a new activity that combines the thrills of extreme sports with a collective amnesia about the market crashes: Xtreme Investing. Wall Street new, helmet, calculator, turf cleats. Check, check, check and check. I'm going for a high degree of difficulty. I'm buying stock in a company I don't know anything about just 'cause I like the name. Tap. I just lost $500. Dude, that was awesome! Totally. Now I flee from my creditors. Next week: Xtreme Napping.

Laid off? Make the most of what you've got and tap all resources.