Randomness Lovers Gifts

"God, you're so random."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Woah - random!"

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"At random IS the plan..."

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

'Martha, pencil in some spontaneity this Friday at 2PM for me, would you?'

A surprise visit

Drum kit for sale...

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

STRIP Hambone: Random Number Generator

How many Christmas gifts did you get this year? I got over a dozen. Seriously? No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts. Unless ... by "got," you meant ... I had Amazon wrap them all. I like to be surprised.

Overshooting the Runway

"I think we should make an exception this time."

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

'OK, you don't look at the one I'm getting and I won't look at the one you're getting me.'

WOW! That was random!