Randomness Gifts

The cruel hand of fate...

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Statue of Female Executive

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Welcome."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'