Randomness Aficionado Gifts

"Woah - random!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Plasma Ball

It's an experiment.

"You know damn well what noise!"

'And this is scraps.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Plasma Ball

Odd Spas

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

'Please. Don't get me started.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

Burp!

Bottle tossing

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

"At first it's, we'll try this and we'll try that. But when there's a medical break-through, guess who takes all the credit."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

'You'll have to take over Weinbart's entropy experiment -- he died.'

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'