Randomness Enthusiast Gifts

"At random IS the plan..."

The house apropos-of-nothing committee

STRIP Hambone: Random Number Generator

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'And right here they merged...'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Woah - random!"

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Tombola Winner

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!