Randomness Pillows

The cruel hand of fate...

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Government a la Carte

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Prejudice/Empathy

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Cartoonist thinking'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Statue of Female Executive

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"Welcome."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias