Railway Porter Gifts

Very Particular.

Railway porter poking a man with a paintbrush at a crowded station

Railway porter asking a soldier 'What class?'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Latest Railway Marvel.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

The next fast train has gone.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Disorderlies

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'Euston, we have a problem...'