Coal Porter Gifts

'Just one of those things...get out of town night and day.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Latest Railway Marvel.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

An angry barbecue.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'What do you mean, you forgot about the coalmining search?'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'The meek will inherit coal mine safety violations, and the human health and the death toll.'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

How coal creates jobs

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

'Er Alf what do you know Margaret Thatcher has died!'

"We're waiting to see if the canary makes it out alive."

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"He's being retrained."

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Power Station