'Just one of those things...get out of town night and day.'
Coal Porter Gifts
Celebrate the dedication of coal porters with our specially designed gifts. Perfect for those who load, unload, and transport coal, our products combine humor, respect, and appreciation for their vital role in energy and industry.
Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.
Snowman with Happy Face Badge.
"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."
Latest Railway Marvel.
"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."
'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'
An angry barbecue.
"It looks like it's an eye bank."
Where clean coal comes from.
"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."
Hospital porter leaving brain behind
Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.
"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."
Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!
Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign
"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."
Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.
Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant
Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'
'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'
EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.
'What do you mean, you forgot about the coalmining search?'
"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."
"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"
'The meek will inherit coal mine safety violations, and the human health and the death toll.'
happy bellboy carrying suitcases
Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders
How coal creates jobs
Far out Man! A pot machine!
Power Station
WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'
"He's being retrained."
In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.
"We're waiting to see if the canary makes it out alive."
Coal Porter Gifts Collection
Coal Porter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for coal porters — perfect for mornings, breaks, or as a humorous gift to show appreciation.
Coal Porter Pillows
Browse our pillows honoring coal porters — bring comfort and humor into their home or office decor with this thoughtful gift.
Coal Porter Prints
View our prints dedicated to coal porters — add a touch of artwork that recognizes their vital role in industry and energy.
Coal Porter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating coal porters — ideal for casual wear, work, or emphasizing their pride with witty designs.