Railway Porter Prints

Very Particular.

Railway porter poking a man with a paintbrush at a crowded station

Railway porter asking a soldier 'What class?'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

The next fast train has gone.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Disorderlies

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Getting Closer

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!