Raft Adventurer Gifts

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Fisherman

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Build a Raft

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"I'm after the history section."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Universe of reading

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Dr. Sykes is very important is scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

The chosen few

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Back to School

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'