Raft Racer Gifts

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

Build a Raft

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Tractor Racing

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

A usual day.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'I believe you were first.'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Think Basics.'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Fishing for rats.

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Exercise rat race

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

GP pay award wheel.

"Pawn to King Four."

"Some guys have better rafts than Steve... and friends... and jobs... and ears that don't always ring, but no one's got a better attitude."