Raft Rider Gifts

"Not now Carruthers - I'm not in the mood..."

"I gotta be me!"

Build a Raft

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"River well stocked this year."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Coronavirus Waves

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Dow's up!"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"Hang in there, pal. I launched a crowdfunding website for you."

An old lady Kitesurfing

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

Surfing alien.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Ski Surfing

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."