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"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Fisherman

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

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Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Universe of reading

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

The chosen few

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

'Dr. Sykes is very important is scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

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