Radio Play Aficionado Gifts

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Pre-Television Man Caves

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Randi Rhodes

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'