Radio Play Aficionado Mugs

"You too? Wow, Kemosabe. What are the chances we'd both have the William Tell Overture stuck in our heads?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Pre-Television Man Caves

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Larry King

Spike Milligan

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch

Randi Rhodes

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

I think I may have a Jekyll-and-Hyde personality, Dr. Kapuchnik. I'd say you're more like Dr. Demento and Mr. Potato Head, Al.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry. What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance? Simple solution: send your mother to Japan where their entire culture reveres the elderly. Sayonara, grandma!!! Are you sure that's not a just a stereotype? Who cares?!

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'