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The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Before the Internet

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Funky Facts: Football.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Early Programmers.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"What would you like me to play next?"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

I love being right.

'It looks like our data.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Computer Crimes

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'