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The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Early Programmers.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"What would you like me to play next?"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'It looks like our data.'

Computer Crimes

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

I love being right.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"