Quiz Crackerjack Gifts

'At this point you're supposed to enter a plea -- you can't buy a vowel.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

I love being right.

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'You're insecure because your data is unsecured.'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'...My mistake, that was our monthly profit estimate, not our yearly estimate.'

"My trun!!"

Looking for the vaccine

Insulting Cashpoint

Dog Quiz

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"D'ya wanna hear a secret? Well, keep it under your wrappings. . ."

Bloomsbury Squares

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'It's probably a military school.'

"When I was asking about how much memory you had left, it wasn't about you, Andrews!"

'What kinda nuts are we, Dad, rightwing or left?'

"I know not the exact day nor hour of the second coming...or twenty four other world events."

"Too much green beer, Bob?"