Counting Crackerjack Gifts

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Boy whistling at crackers.

'You reek of crackers.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'I got one this small.'

"I miscounted."

A parrot business meeting

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

Polly want a cracker?

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

'Polly had a cracker.'

'...My mistake, that was our monthly profit estimate, not our yearly estimate.'

Looking for the vaccine

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

'They agreed to settle out of court.'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'I don't care what everyone else is doing, Mr. Wilson, in my courtroom we don't use pepper spray.'

"I'm leaving you, Polly! You don't want me. . . You just want crackers."

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."

Mouse Cracker

A third of the buck stops here.

delivering lawyers from the Harvard Law School

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'